discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

enecoo:

pokemaster7:

enecoo:

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

i-hold-the-snitch:

supremesaudi:

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

nancykwan:

bongnurse:

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

gomez addams wrote this post

frogyell:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

fvace:

fvace:

898:

Life’s too short to not be a switch just sayin

loving these nintendo promos

it has come to my attention that this post is in fact NOT a promotion about the nintendo switch (2017) (A VERY GOOD AND FUN CONSOLE: RECOMMEND BUYING)

torracat:

new friend: so do you like video games?

me, who has only ever played pokemon games and perhaps dabbled in mario once upon a time: yeah!

friend: nice! don;t you hate it when the fps dcl buffers too long and your team comp falls below the golden ratio which nerfs your loot boxes until season 3 :/ the last time i had to carry my team with a dps who had such a big hitbox even the npcs could rush me oh and also there were two tanks camping on the spawn point

me: