robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

oneletterawayfromnormal:

mancrook:

“omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg” no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha

hard-working-slacker

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

vkorone:

Юлия Липницкая на тренировке

vkorone:

Юлия Липницкая на тренировке

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

fakebara:

finley  the fish

is he… finnish?

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

lockbottom:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

Wow that’s so damn simple

I’m pretty sure when there was an autopsy (assuming there would be one) the autopsy people would be able to tell the wounds were made by whatever you used to kill them and not an animal.