basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

you’re a meme one , Mr Grinch
 *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:  BALLIN
me:  BALL IS LIFE
me:  BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:  KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

blogofimpossiblethings:

Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.

fancyferengi:

hey guys, I just had a pretty cool idea. you know how next week (october 26- november 1) is asexual awareness week? it is INCREDIBLY important that everyone, asexual AND allosexual, makes it a Huge Freaking Deal. let’s make it blow up. let’s make it so that next year is asexual PRIDE, not AWARENESS. 

hotdad-erwinsmith:

fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

kurgy:

"pan is not a real sexuality"

stop

"pan is a newer term, you’re really just bi"

stop

"aren’t pan and bi the same thing?"

stop

"pan is bi erasure"

s TOP

"special snowflake-"

S T O P

earthdad:

the rise and fall